Emma: In case you’re wondering, you are the asshole.
I typed into my phone, grinning.
Me:Â I think what you meant to say was that I am an exceptional kisser and you miss me very much.
She typed for a long time, but only a quick message came through.
Emma:Â You are an exceptional kisser. But you are still the asshole.
I was in an uncomfortable hotel bed at a water park. My mom went to prison today and I officially took custody of my three siblings. And I still smiled myself to sleep.
